Quote Rebel Gifts

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Fishbowl rebellion.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Wearing bras in 2020.

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"Question authority"

Unabridged Dictionary

"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

David Cameron and Europe

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

Citations Needed!

An Anarchist's Christmas

Reading

"What do the know!"

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Martha Stewart at Home.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

He kicked the door down --- It must not be Opportunity.

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

'Watson either does a great deal of work or makes a lot of errors.'

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

BOOKSHOP, 'Are you sure you want that, sir? - You don't really look like the Tom Clancy type.'

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."