Quote Appreciation T-Shirts

'Toilet paper for example.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Shakespeare Street

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Larry's Literary Market

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'