Quitting Vaping Pillows

"I've finally kicked my vaping habit."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

Vaping cigarette

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

The Huff & Vape

Common Vaper

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

"Is this the e-cig room?

'His e-cigarette got a virus and wiped his memory.'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

Smokers.

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

Don't you puff your vape at me