Vaping Awareness Guru Pillows

The Danger of E-Cigarettes

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

How long have you been delusional?

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Vaping cigarette

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

Common Vaper

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

The Huff & Vape

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

Pipe Dream

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

"I've finally kicked my vaping habit."

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

'You ever notice how much bigger we are than everyone else? I mean, does it make me awful if I think that's really cool?'

'His e-cigarette got a virus and wiped his memory.'

"Is this the e-cig room?

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

Don't you puff your vape at me

"You can always find the summer interns. Just follow the e-cigarette vapor."

Extreme Vaping

"Yes, Santa is smoking a pipe, but I'm sure he's just vaping."

"It's just the usual carrot puree vaping.""

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

"Not to brag, but I once blew a vaping cloud so big the Met Office gave it a name."

'It's a Vapire.'

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"