Quit Questers Gifts

Stop Smoking Programe.

"Do me next."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

''Not guilty,' eh? - Color me suspicious!'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

The Water Diviner

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

ATM saying 'Game Over.'

"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'Do the patches help?'

Pandemic Pitfall!

'Quiet Zone' in the desert.

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

Dear Diary...just Quit Smoking.

'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

'So, how's the anger management course going, then?'

'Thank you for welcoming us into your...'

"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking."

Addicts