Quirky Winter Adventurer Gifts

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

"Tommy!"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Crowded Ice Fishing

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Igloo for birds.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

The lonely figure

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Sleigh Ride

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Staying Warm.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Football fan

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'