Quirky Vehicle Seeker Pillows

"Your new electric car, isn't what I expected."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

Perks

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

Have you seen this toaster?

Strange Crowds in Bath

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Buried Rubbish

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

Desert Island Water skiing.

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

Face painting vs bottom painting

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

'It cost me $8000.00, and all I can pick up is Canadian PBS.'

'Eddie, get with the times! Sell computers and pharmaceuticals - buy spy satellites and drones.'

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

'We love having you in the Granny flat, mother, but we must respect each others space.'

Post Office Counters

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

'I'll leave it entirely to you...as long as it's a red...for exactly $20...from Napa...made from Merlot...2006 vintage...'