Quirky Vehicle Collector Pillows

Mobile Crem

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Ice shelfie.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Things are looking up!"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

It's great for pulling the birds!