Quirky Vehicle Seeker Prints

"Your new electric car, isn't what I expected."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Perks

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Salvage Hunters

Desert Island Water skiing.

Have you seen this toaster?

Buried Rubbish

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

Strange Crowds in Bath

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

'Unfortunately, ma'am, it's not worth a thing! The recliner, however, is quite valuable!'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

'Eddie, get with the times! Sell computers and pharmaceuticals - buy spy satellites and drones.'

'It cost me $8000.00, and all I can pick up is Canadian PBS.'

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

Face painting vs bottom painting

Antiques Roadshow Here Today!

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

'I'll leave it entirely to you...as long as it's a red...for exactly $20...from Napa...made from Merlot...2006 vintage...'

"Margaret would like to move to a larger house, but I just don't see the need."

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'