Quirky Veggie Lover Gifts

Stupid blue-nosed spring onions.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

At the market

The discovery of asparagus.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

Vegetarian Birds

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'What are you eating now?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Tzatzikicicle

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

Runner Bean...

'He's all eyes!'