Quirky Veggie Lover Prints

Stupid blue-nosed spring onions.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

Vegetarian Birds

At the market

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'What are you eating now?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Tzatzikicicle

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'He's all eyes!'

Runner Bean...

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'