Quirky Transformation Lovers Gifts

Through sheer willpower, Ben achieved his dream of becoming a butter knife.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

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"I love you, you big fool."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"He's an abstract artist."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

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"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"I prefer your early pieces."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

'Slow and hurl.'

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'