Quirky Tooth Fairy Gifts

Improvised Dentistry.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

Car Dentistry.

'My dentist recommended it.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Boy who has been to the dentist

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Calcium Deposits.

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Cheap Dentistry

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."