Quirky Supply Collectors Pillows

'I'd like to order some turpentine, bright red in color...'

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Cheeze Wiz.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Balloon dog poos.

Kissing the Fish

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

State of the Art Dog.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'No, don't tell me...split personality.'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy