Quirky Supply Collectors Pillows

'I'd like to order some turpentine, bright red in color...'

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Kissing the Fish

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Balloon dog poos.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

State of the Art Dog.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'No, don't tell me...split personality.'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."