Quirky Service Seeker Pillows

"Would you like to speak to our sorrow sharer?"

Hay Rides $10

"Nihilistic customer service"

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Urine Catcher

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

"I can't eat all that."

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

"And now for a long hard look at the changing profile of High Street Banking."

Face painting vs bottom painting

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."

'I'd prefer to work from home. I'm under house arrest.'

Street merchants 'Hair wraps' 'Henna Tattoos' 'Colonic irrigation'

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

"How about wearing heavier shoes?"

'We'll have it for you right away - it's buried out in the yard somewhere.'