Quirky Sea Life Admirer Gifts

'I told you not to swim out too far!'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Shark infested custard!

How Swordfish Are Born

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Sea Monster

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Making fun of Starfish.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'