Quirky Royalists T-Shirts

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Consenting Adults.

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"And to think he started in accounting."

The Queen

"You need a mint."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

'You'd better put yours on, too -- The MacBeths are coming for dinner.'

Tunnel of Dove.

Coronation Civil Rights

Coventry Carol

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

"Sire, the auditors are in the counting house."

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

'Quiet desperation -- that's the best kind.'

Cupid with an arrow machine gun

'There's no business like show business.'

"An assortment of severed plant genitalia. Is there a subtext I should be aware of?"

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'

'I still don't know how you got a booking here Bryan.'

"When a man sends ten thousand troops to attack you, it means he has a crush on you."

Child playing king.

"Look! - Bloody sponging foreigners...."

Sedan chair has fluffy dice in it.

'Of course the crime rate is down, dummy -- you legalized everything!'

"Oh... Was that you knocking?"