Quirky Royal T-Shirts

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Banana Smoothie

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

Happy Valentine's Day.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Didgeridoos

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"It's serious. We've had each other's tracking numbers tattooed on our bottoms."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'