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'I've lost fifteen pounds! — the era of big government is over!'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

The Unhappy King

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

Royal Love

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Lady Jane Grey

Royal Wedding procession.

'He's still addressing the nation.'

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."