Quirky Renovator T-Shirts

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'I found the termites!'

Filet minion

Do it yourself books.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Yard Sale

The Hammer

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Jackson Pollock the Spider

Dare to be different.

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Beware of the Lawn

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

'It's a coffee-book table.'