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'Meet my significant other.'

All the other cavemen were jealous of Oomak's extremely tall girlfriend.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"You don't whisper anymore."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Graffitti.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

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'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

The Odd Couple.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

"We met in the Galapagos."

"How come we don't start plagues any more? Are we one of those boring couples?"

Tunnel of Love ride intersects with a Tunnel of Voyeurism ride.