Quirky Recipe Seeker T-Shirts

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Cheese Secret

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

Roadkill Restaurant

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'