Quirky Real Estate Enthusiasts Pillows

'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'

'And this is the insomnia room.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Mouse real estate!

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

An exaggeration of estate agents

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Estate Agents: Executive Homes

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'Is the fire included?'

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

Coming Soon- Trump Circle

Real estate.

"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

'For sale: Igloo w/attached 2 snowmobile garage.'

Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case.

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

Hey, I told you not to buy that timeshare.

"Is it right on the lagoon?"

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

An Englishman's home is his sand castle.

"It's fine - you know, it's a moon."

'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.'

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

'He predicts home prices will go up this year? Yeah, and if I go outside every morning and predict rain, eventually I'll be right, too.'