Satirical Real Estate Enthusiasts Pillows

'Good points...It's cheap, it's well located. The bad points...Granted it's small and you'll have to fight the dog for it.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

An exaggeration of estate agents

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"Efficiency tombs available"

Estate Agents: Executive Homes

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'Is the fire included?'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

Real estate.

Coming Soon- Trump Circle

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case.

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.