Quirky Queue Artist T-Shirts

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Tupperware Wolf

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.