Quirky Professor Mugs

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pigeon Little

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

Reverse psychology

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Home Schooling'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Subatomic particles

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Pavlov's Cat

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'