Chatty Professor Mugs

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

PSA Banter.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

Communication

When scientists come out of retirement.

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

'If his old company was so great, why didn't he just stay there?'

Blah blah blah.

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

Two phones talking to one another.

"Do you play?"