Playful Professor Mugs

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Let's play grown-ups. I'll be the tenured professor. You can be the per-diem teaching assistant."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

Shakespeare Ave

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Benjamin Franklin

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'I'm sorry, Professor Johnson is not picking up. I can put you through to the equally eccentric Professor Williams if you would like?'

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

'My teacher doesn't give numerical or letter grades. She gives emoticons.'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."