Chatty Professor Pillows

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

PSA Banter.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

Communication

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'

'If his old company was so great, why didn't he just stay there?'

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

Blah blah blah.

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

"Let's play grown-ups. I'll be the tenured professor. You can be the per-diem teaching assistant."