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Ghost Porn

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

10 commandments

"We need a plot twist."

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

A mad scientist.

He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Mid-list Author Magazine

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

The Neighbours from Hell....

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'Well, he gave me treats, patted me, played with me: How was I supposed to know he was a burglar?'

'We find the defendant guilty, but feel his alibi would make a good premise for a John Grisham book.'

Hadleyville Has-Beens

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

Ew, I look terrible! Take one more!

'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.'

"We need to spice up the company blog to get more views. . . We'll need you to have a torrid affair with Mrs Widlington."

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

I make the aquaintance of Miss Mowcher

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine,