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"I'll make a deal with you. You don't push my buttons, and I won't pull your strings."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

CEO, CFO, MOO.

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'

'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?'

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

Gordon Ramsey's Menu.

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

What's STM? Seize the moment!

'We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

Head of Acronym Development

Boss at think tank says to employee: 'Your report falls prey to a trend we've identified as Consistent Repetition of Acronymic Piffle.'

Three offices - CEO / CEO / SOB.

Like Buttons

'The ladykin lived in a mickle biggin of cipolin.'

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog