Quirky Pessimist Pillows

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

"Die alone"

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

'I find it difficult not to entertain the occasional negative thought.'

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

The Dungeon

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'There was a mild outbreak of optimism all over the world today, but it's not expected to last.'

This will be a banner day for you!

Doomsdayers recycle pamphlets in case they are wrong.

"If at first you don't succeed blame somebody."

"Is this worse? Or is this worse?"

"This feels like the start of something that will eventually break one of our hearts."

All my silver linings have clouds around them.

'Against Joie De Vivre': Meet the author today.

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

"The nice thing about being a fruit fly is you only have to listen to one news cycle."

"First they make you button your own shirt, then they make you tie your own shoes...you gotta ask yourself ? where's this all heading?"

Half Full/Half Empty