Quirky Optics Fan T-Shirts

'Do we sell 'trinoculars?''

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Optician and the PI.

'Driving without a flag?'

"He's at that awkward age."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

The Booger.

Crazy paving company.

'A Dust Cow'.

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

Tapped Tree

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Sugar Machine

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket