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RIP Dr. Tom Kent: In my absence contact Dr. G. Hall

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'He's dyslexic!'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Romy Schneider

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'Good book?'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Gigolo Diary

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

Louse and garden...

Older cousin press

New From Why? Books

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Impractical Gardener.

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

Success Without Effort

Coffin of clown on stilts is carried at funeral.

Self Help ...Beg, Borrow, and Steal

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

Book sections, 'crime' and 'master crime'.

Failed Marketing Concepts: Books on Tope