Quirky Obituary Reader Prints

RIP Dr. Tom Kent: In my absence contact Dr. G. Hall

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'He's dyslexic!'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

'Good book?'

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Romy Schneider

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Louse and garden...

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

Gigolo Diary

Older cousin press

'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

New From Why? Books

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Impractical Gardener.

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

Success Without Effort

Self Help ...Beg, Borrow, and Steal

Failed Marketing Concepts: Books on Tope

Coffin of clown on stilts is carried at funeral.

Book sections, 'crime' and 'master crime'.

"He was an amazing ventriloquist. Nobody knew just how amazing until now."