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"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall..."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Great British Eccentrics.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Idle parts

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Sex Section in the Library

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'Good book?'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

The Curious George pop-down book

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

The Farmer Sutra.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Louse and garden...

Gigolo Diary

Older cousin press

New From Why? Books

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

Impractical Gardener.

'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'

Fiona Bruce

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."