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'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Football Crazy strip six

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

Noah's lesser known brother.

A mad scientist.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"You're not from around here...are you?"

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.