Quirky Names Admirer Prints

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Football Crazy strip six

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Giant Sale!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'What's wrong with you?'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

A mad scientist.

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

The Neighbours from Hell....