Quirkiness Admirer Prints

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Football Crazy strip six

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

New York Scatological Society

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'What's wrong with you?'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

A mad scientist.

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.

"You're not from around here...are you?"