Quirky Love Life Mugs

"....And when we retire at night, she suddenly develops a critical head dysfunction!"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

Storage Unit of Love

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Graffitti.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Face Mask Romance

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Romance

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."