Quirky Inspector Pillows

"Getting ready for the auditor again?"

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Quality Control

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Beware of Everything

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Windmill Maintenance

"Any clues?"

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'It's a cursor.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Pyramid Garden

'This ladder is rotten!'