Quirky Inspector Mugs

"Getting ready for the auditor again?"

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Quality Control

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Beware of Everything

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Windmill Maintenance

"Any clues?"

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'It's a cursor.'

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'