Funny Inspector Pillows

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Quality Control

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Beware of Everything

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Windmill Maintenance

"Any clues?"

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'It's a cursor.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'This ladder is rotten!'

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'