Funny Inspector Pillows

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Quality Control

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Beware of Everything

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Windmill Maintenance

"Any clues?"

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'It's a cursor.'

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

'This ladder is rotten!'

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."