Quirky Heaven Thoughts T-Shirts

The Map of the human brain

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

The devil you know and his plus one

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Dreams I have had...

"Am I sensing fear?"

Large print e-book.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

The lesser of two evils.

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

"People were steal his ideas"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"