Quirky Health Nut Gifts

What, I'm the only one suddenly craving walnuts?

'Yes, finally, Stanley found a diet that really help him to lose weight.'

"I sprinkle each bun with a little chia seed...you know...nature's super food."

"I'm going to refer you to a landscape gardener."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

How about going easy on the carbs

Advocado

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Steamed vegetables."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

All Natural Nothing

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

At the market

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"