Quirky Future Seers Pillows

'Oh dear, oh dearie dearie me...'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Olympic Climate

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Paw readings

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'It's Blurred.'

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

Ill next Thursday

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

New World Order

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Nostradamus.

"I see a couch."

'Fortune telling/retirement planning'

"You don't want to know."