Quirky Finds Lover Mugs

'Cool huh? My wife bought it at a yard sale.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

Banana Smoothie

Storage Unit of Love

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

Didgeridoos

"It's serious. We've had each other's tracking numbers tattooed on our bottoms."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

His suggestion of a suicide pact was not altogether what she was expecting.