Quirky Finds Lover Prints

'Cool huh? My wife bought it at a yard sale.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Storage Unit of Love

Banana Smoothie

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

Didgeridoos

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

"It's serious. We've had each other's tracking numbers tattooed on our bottoms."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'