Quirky Feedback Enthusiasts Gifts

"To insure better robberies in the future, would you be willing to log onto my website and fill out a short survey?"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Suggestions box in a toilet.

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

Football Crazy strip six

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Giving feedback is a complex process.

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

Suggestion Box

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Great coaching is about being specific with feedback.

Customer Complaints - "Thank you, Thompson, for collecting the statistics."

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

Musician feedback card

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

How's my Sermon . . .

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

'What's wrong with you?'

GPC negotiators will only take on 'merited criticism'.

'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'

'I just want it on record that I'm delivering this for somebody else.'

"He's not good with criticism."