Feedback Fanatic Gifts

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

'I think he needs to work a little more on giving feedback.'

Smooth Operators - Customer Feedback.

"Well your client feedback is very positive, 90% judged you excellent,5% exceptionally good and the remaining 5% want to have your children."

Getting 85% on his patient feedback has gone to his head a bit!

'They don't really encourage feedback around here, do they?'

Great coaching is about being specific with feedback.

Customer Complaints - "Thank you, Thompson, for collecting the statistics."

'It's an internet survey asking if there are too many internet surveys.'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'It's payback time! We're being asked to rate our teacher!'

A great coach provides honest and constructive feedback, even when it's not what the other person wants to hear."

"He's not good with criticism."

Suggestion boxes getting strategically positioned.

'I just want it on record that I'm delivering this for somebody else.'

'I said... oh, forget it!'

Suggestions Box

'He's never happy when he gets less than 100% in his customer feedback!'

"I think a positive attitude goes a long way in customer service."

Focus Groupies

'Do you have a few minutes to take an important survey?'

Intro to Constructive Criticism

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'As you know from the results of our first survey, 87% said, 'add more noodles'. Now, this is our second survey, to determine how many noodles.'

"Someone put something negative in the suggestion box. To find out who, we're taking fingerprints and handwriting samples."

"Henderson, if I want feedback I'll give it to you."

How's my driving? 1-900-555-3121

"Now, I wonder whether you'd be kind enough to complete our customer feedback survey?"

"98% of customers who weren't given the chance to fill out a feedback form had no negative comments, so we seem to be doing well!"

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

"Apart from it being a **** pile of ***** with no **** idea about ****, were you happy with the service today?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

Suggestions, complaints, crybaby whining